GorillaXI

First thing I though of.....

I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again ... same senario ! I departed the store with the $46.64. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon For a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little Chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one- get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said, "Where ?" While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff." I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags Never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a Trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?" While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Obama Executive Orders Impose New Gun Rules

HAHAHAHA

justjoe Well at least you didn't try jumping off the roof into the pool. lol SHUT UP!!!!! DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS....

Thanks for the info. I was actually looking at that site before you posted about it. I think after XI Fest I will be dropping some coin on one.

How the hell did you get to be that old by doing stupid human trick?

Hey No Ears, Happy Birthday you Idiot

Cant have one without the other.

I know you cant hear me....Happy Birthday No Ears

What was the cost? If you don't mind posting it. I'm thinking of getting a new rig also. And same as you, don't have the time to spend building one.

OK, so I woke up this morning and logged on to vote and saw that I had a new medal for being a joker. Thanks to who ever gave it to me.

How about an old rig?????

Nice

Why did I look at this? Ouch

Congrats Storm Crow. I didn't know you had it in you.

What were we talking about?

LALALALA

Come on Bud, where you at? Haven't seen you in Xfire or TS or in game....

HAHAHA, I will hijack this all day..... MEEP

Not sure. But If you were the enemy, I bet you'd be pissing your pants