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With all the medical marijuana growers around I dont think it will matter much...

Someone needs to wash that kids mouth out with dish soap. A little dawn goes a long way...

WHAT!!! You mean then I WONT get probe?..WTF!! Am I waiting for then?... Hey Chilly, would you like to go camping? Hey Chilly if you went camping with a bunch of guys and woke up with a sore ass would you tell anyone???? Is there an ALIEN involve? Depends on if you consider someone you dont know as an alien. Still did not answer the question. Would ya tell????

WHAT!!! You mean then I WONT get probe?..WTF!! Am I waiting for then?... Hey Chilly, would you like to go camping? Hey Chilly if you went camping with a bunch of guys and woke up with a sore ass would you tell anyone????

When I had our house built we had a choice of numbers for our address. #12 and up just because of the length of our drive. We picked 13 as it is mine and my wifes lucky number...

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner with his son DAD: Son, where were you today during school hrs. SON: At school (robot slaps son) SON: OKAY, I went to the movies, DAD: Which one? SON: TARZAN (robot slaps son) SON: Okay, i was watching porn. DAD: What?? When i was your age I didn't even know what porn was? (Robot slaps dad) MOM: Hahahaha! After all he is your son! ROBOT SLAPS MOM!!

Welcome to the nut house...

New Mexico Chili Cook-off This is an account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ...... Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in or visited New Mexico , you know about their famous Chili Cook-off. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank , who was visiting from ROCHESTER , NEW YORK . Frank : "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges ( Native New Mexicans ) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted & became Judge #3 Here are the score card notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 ( Frank ) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy. CHILI # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. CHILI # 3 - ALFREDO'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. The Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting drunk from all of the beer. CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT ..... Just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them. CHILI # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone. CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. *** I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? Judge # 3 -- No report

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Happy Birthday....

Well hello. Welcome to our forums. Have a look, play some of our games, If you want download Team Speak 3 and chat it up with us, Laugh at us, cuss with us. Hell we are an easy bunch of Idiots. Just go to our home page and read our code of conduct cause that is what we expect from ALL of us. And you can come over to our Crysis servers and play some Hardcore and shoot at me. I just run around like a little duck at the fair.....lol Nice to see you posted. Enjoy your stay. Have fun Play fair Shoot straight Run like hell and remember its only a game......

Well hello. Welcome to our forums. Have a look, play some of our games, If you want download Team Speak 3 and chat it up with us, Laugh at us, cuss with us. Hell we are an easy bunch of Idiots. Just go to our home page and read our code of conduct cause that is what we expect from ALL of us. And you can come over to our Crysis servers and play some Hardcore and shoot at me. I just run around like a little duck at the fair.....lol Nice to see you posted. Enjoy your stay. Have fun Play fair Shoot straight Run like hell and remember its only a game......

I was not pissed off. I was making it clear what the appeals section is about. It has been clearly stated that even admins do not post in the appeals section unless involved. I meant no offense to the new user. As they just do not know. One of the reasons why I love this clan is its fairness and how much work is involved to ensure that a mistake has not been made. We are all human here and we all make mistakes. That is why the ban section is only for that reason. I think they know now. Thank You sir....

http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/topic/28528-had-to-cancel-my-reservation-for-the-fest/page__fromsearch__1 I just canceled my reservation. So there is a room available. (2 Queen beds) You could call the hotel or PM Rugger....

On our home page in the list of servers you will see Teamspeak. Click on that and you will see all the info you need other than the password which is crappy (I think)?????? Can anyone chime in here? Its been forever since I had to use that...hehehe

And posting an introduction/question should have not been done in appeals. We do take appeals seriously. If your just trying to be a smart ass that is not a good way to get started here. We treat everyone with respect. We are here to have fun on our servers. As our code of conduct states No racial remarks and No personal attacks. No Hackers allowed either. Pretty simple stuff.........

Well hello. Welcome to our forums. Have a look, play some of our games, If you want download Team Speak 3 and chat it up with us, Laugh at us, cuss with us. Hell we are an easy bunch of Idiots. Just go to our home page and read our code of conduct cause that is what we expect from ALL of us. And you can come over to our Crysis servers and play some Hardcore and shoot at me. I just run around like a little duck at the fair.....lol Nice to see you posted. Enjoy your stay. Have fun Play fair Shoot straight Run like hell and remember its only a game......

Well hello. Welcome to our forums. Have a look, play some of our games, If you want download Team Speak 3 and chat it up with us, Laugh at us, cuss with us. Hell we are an easy bunch of Idiots. Just go to our home page and read our code of conduct cause that is what we expect from ALL of us. And you can come over to our Crysis servers and play some Hardcore and shoot at me. I just run around like a little duck at the fair.....lol Nice to see you posted. Enjoy your stay. Have fun Play fair Shoot straight Run like hell and remember its only a game......

See if you can find a mortgage broker. They all charge something so shop around. Most if not all mortgage brokers know the ropes and will work for you to find the best deal. Also no matter how sweet it seems DO NOT get an adjustable interest rate. Always get a fixed rate for the life of the loan. Also mortgage brokers take a lot of the stress away from you. Well worth the extra fee and can be rolled into the loan.....

As the old saying goes "dont fix it till it's broke".....hehehe

A little gun holster and a plastic badge for hxtr...hehe

its just random. make it harder to find...like every 5 min or so......