One year at Thanksgiving,
my mom went to my
sister's
house for the traditional feast. Knowing
how gullible
my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed
something
from the store.
When my
sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted
it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She
then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was
time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of
the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached
in and pulled out the little
bird.
With a look
of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!" At the
reality of this horrifying news,
my sister
started to cry.
It took the
family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay
eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE