If you ever feel a little bit  stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius...     Question: If you could live  forever, would you and why?    Answer: "I would not live  forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."    Alabama's Heather Whitestone, Miss America 1995.   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Whenever I watch TV and see  those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like  that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."    --Mariah Carey   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Smoking kills. If you're killed,  you've lost a very important part of your life."    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to  become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "I've never had major knee  surgery on any other part of my body."    --Winston Bennett,  University   of  Kentucky   basketball forward.   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the  lowest crime rates in the country"    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington ,  DC .   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves  to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."    --A congressional candidate in  Texas .   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Half this game is ninety percent  mental."    --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "It isn't pollution that's  harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it..."    --Al Gore, Vice President   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "I love California . I practically grew up in   Phoenix    -- Dan Quayle   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  "We've got to pause and ask  ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"    --Lee Iacocca   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  "The word "genius" isn't  applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."    --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback  & sports analyst.   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "We don't necessarily  discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."    -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC  Instructor.    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Your food stamps will be stopped  effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You  may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."    --Department of Social Services,  Greenville , SC   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,    "Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports  come from overseas."    --Keppel Enderbery   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  
"If somebody has a bad heart,  they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the  night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."    
-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 
  
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