Dark Asylumn

I love stories that make me go..........................FUCK, thats 30 mins of my life I will never get back what a waste............. it makes me feel better about myself. I really do wanna read about an Xtreme Idiots life

PrPleKusH so you'll be one of those hermits that doesnt leave your house in 30 years ???? lol 30 years nothin I give him 6 months

can anyone find the clip online of where he is talking about using a varorizer. I havent been able to find it yet. thanks yall

Paducah Ky here

i believe it is in good ole american standard format lol

they found the shooter dead in the woods was a taxi driver

I know this comment doesnt belong here but dont you reconize that look of confusion at about 20 seconds, looks like our old president trying to see if he said the correct words. ( duhhhhhh did i GET IT RIGHT LOL)

they first is real he is part of an extreme group of climbers clalled free climbing. the small window for mistakes is what give them the adrenaline rush. the second was real. they just have a part monkey girl

$25SOB aretheregonnabeanyhatsavailable my spacebar just stopped working

RuStY So I see the wireless icon in a screen you took of the train in another thread, using the neighbors till you get urs are we? lol. JK man. Look forward to seeing you back in the DM server. And some people wonder why Rusty is a topDM killer nice eye catching that icon rusty

Well guys we have to remember that even though we are Xtreme Idiots Our government makes us look like a bunch of Einsteins So to any of us that get to thinking we are the biggest idiots just remember we dont even come close to these people

Reload Trust me this isn't just a problem in your country, we have people here that say they are in mortal danger if they are forced to go back to thier own country, fair do's i will always be of the belief that we should help others in need, but when they cross 5-6 borders of safe countries just to get to us then i start to think, wtf, surely if you are just leaving to save yourself then you will hole up in the closest safest country to yours so you don't put your family thru more hardship than necesary,,, but oh no,, you trapse them alll the way to my country because you know that we are a soft touch and you will get everything you ever need here,,,, thats what gets my goat!! rant over I met many of "political refugees" while I was being held in a london detention center waiting to be deported (lol) this place was full of people from africa so afraid for their life that they would rather live in a detention center than go back home I met a few that had been there for 5 years and everytime the british govt would put them on a plane to be sent home they would cause trouble on the plane and the govt would have to pull them off and send them back to the detention center

Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to feed me You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan You are Required to Educate my kids You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part). If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with me. Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! America is populated and governed by idiots.

Hey Mann you just found out the secret............................ our admins can be bought off with beer and/or boobies, and if you bribe them with both then you can pretty much write your own future with XI

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!' Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!

I have a special room just for ya cheese

shit I ust to draw pictures with x's on an old old old old tandy space space space space space space space space xx space space space space space xx enter space space space space space space space space space xxxx space space space xxxxx tab tab space space space space x enter tab space x tab tab lol I will stop now i remember it would take me hours to draw just a stupid little picture and god help ya if ya screwed up towards the begining and didnt catch it

so rusty is that your way of saying you wanna blow this board up. wow we are a bunch of idiots arent we

This is fuckin bullshit Kid sent home from school for wearing american flag shirt on cinco de mayo http://news.yahoo.com/video/local-15749667/19585803

happy birthday caper

But wizzy I want it lol no really I like the sig looks nice

wow those are..............rare arent they? dual chips How many is a thron? you could always use just 1 more, set a few more throns of them and build you a raft or something I would post on ebay but am moving in 2-3 days and dont wanna mess with it. been sitting next to the comp for about 2 months waiting to get on ebay. as you cant tell they never made it is that a new sig you got there Wiz