No one believes  seniors . . .                 everyone thinks they are senile. 
An elderly couple  was                 celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had  married                 as childhood  sweethearts and had moved back to their old                 neighborhood after they retired. Holding                  hands, they walked back to their old  school. It was not                 locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d  shared,                 where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally .” 
  On their way back home, a bag of  money fell out of                 an armored  car, practically landing at their feet. Sally                 quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it,  they                 took it home. There, she counted the money-fifty  thousand                 dollars! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally  said, “Finders keepers.” She put the                 money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. 
  
The next day, two police                 officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking  for the                 money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either  of you                 find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”  Sally                 said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in  the                 attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting  senile” 
  
The agents turned to  Andy and                 began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from  the                 beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were  walking                 home from school yesterday ....” The first police officer                 turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”