Joe Canadian

Are there any people left in Calgary? They all seem to be here in BC for gods sake!!

I've got tears in my eyes haha

Have a good time LOC, nice to see that you're back on your feet

I usually notice my ping is too high when it exceeds the number of deaths I get at the end of each round haha

Most Canadians don't like, or don't really need breast implants or penis enlargement surgery...(like some adm who happens to live in Petaluma lol)

The new Xfire sucks, Logan is right

It sounds very much like the nastiest mosquito of the civilized world: The Manitoban mosquito. Anyone who has even been to Winnipeg wont let me lie. They are so bad that the U of Manitoba has developed an app for that, no kidding...haha

This is really sad, two brothers, 5 and 7, were killed by a 13 ft long, 100lb African python snake while there we sleeping, My heart goes out to this family, Why the hell would someone have such a huge and dangerous snake in his apartment? Blows my mind...

Great pictures Olive, it would be really nice if we could have a XI fest somewhere on the west coast, like Seattle of Oregon

SSD, big time, get the SATA as well for storage

Here's the bill, he had an hernia repaired and a microchip implanted besides the "canine neuter". I bought "canine insurance" last year, ($40 Canadian a month) so I will get 70% of the bill back, but its still a lot of money. My kids love this dog like a brother, so getting rid of him is not even an option...Dr. Sidhu if you are reading this... FU lol

Well, yes, I got an envelope on Friday with a $421.00 bill for "dog nurturing services" plus taxes. My wife took our dog to be castrated and now I cannot look him straight in the eye.. I never liked the idea, but now its done and I feel kinda guilty. Should I take my dog in for grief counselling? Any ideas LOM? I know you lost your "marbles" too lol

Just felt like saying it, its been a long time haha

Great news Bob, but your daughter has to move on regardless, life is too short

It rained here today as well, I guess the "gods" heard Pete was coming lol

Pete go home!!! lol, let me know if you drive to Vancouver Island and come this way. I will PM you my number

I thought about it Logan, but the doctors there said they had never seen a Canadian with more that 4 inches, and they didn't have any experience doing surgery on something that was already longer than 8 inches. I think LOM suffers from dyscalculia lol

Hxtr is from Guam. Every time he saw a doctor he got worse. Many doctors went bankrupt and they ended up putting a contract on him. Hxtr was forced to flee the island lol, true story, ask hxtr

If you go to a Canadian hospital ER and have no insurance, they will not turn you down, they will treat you and try to recover the expense later. You will not get discriminated whether you are rich, poor, homeless, Canadian, American or Mexican. I am sure you were able to submit the 500 dollar receipt to Blue cross and get the money back later, nothing unusual with that.

We just broke a record, 31 straight days with sunshine in Vancouver, not a single grey day, not a single drop of rain. This is great news except for the fact that we are enduring an unprecedented "Albertan infestation" in the province lol. You will find Albertans anywhere you go, no matter what you do. Try catching the ferry, not a chance, 2-3 hour waits due to hundreds of Albertan RV's riding our ferries. Go to Starbucks...huge line ups, mostly rich Albertans ordering complicated drinks. Tim Horton's and McDonalds line ups resemble the food line ups of the 1930's great depression. Go to the beach... Albertan whale watchers everywhere, even if there are no whales in sight. Go to the park, hundreds of Albertan bird watchers... Whale watchers, bird watchers, who's coming next? Albertan weight watchers? Albertan, go home!! we love you, yes, but not THAT much :-)

My wife heard me once playing COD4 Ace and she thought I was flirting with honeyImhome ;-)

Welcome back Rusty

Wait. Wtf. This isn't real life?! Hmm

When I was in Canada I asked to get a bend and cough check up. Took no more than 5 minuets to be seen. Oh Hxtr, brothels don't count as doctor's offices. Lmao, and for the record brothels ARE NOT covered by healthcare Knowing Hx, he most likely claimed it to his HMO... putz! Should be covered under physical therapy... :) I'm sure it was theraputic for Hxtr to a "certain" degree. I think most US insurance companies have a claim code for a hot oil rub & tug. Pete's hoes are probably abused and underpaid but they are covered under the Pimps insurance corporation of Canada..and brothels are covered lol

When I was in Canada I asked to get a bend and cough check up. Took no more than 5 minuets to be seen. Well, who cares, you can't sing, you can't dance, but you walk like Rihanna, right? lol