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Old? Old?? Who you calling Old you young >IDIOT<??? I can beat you in a wheel chair race any day??? YO - @BUDMAN pass me the Geritol!!

No one got it right so I donated 1,000,000 - points to @Ruggerxi @BUDMAN was almost there - since I owe him countless "FU" I donated 100,000 points - hey B-man - FU 100,00 times

I recently had a US mail package that was tracked as delivered at 6:50 PM - yeah right - next day called the local PO and inquired - called me back two days later - asked me if I had gotten the package - said "no' - told me to hold - then came back and told me they had it and would be delivered that day - it was. So - what makes "useless" look good? - US mail!!!

Guess which one was @BUDMAN

NICE!!

Tater soup?? Is that anything like potato soup???

Have a GREAT birthday!!

My son has been waiting for months for a new GPU - sell your house and can you both buy one!!!

What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? Turn off the XBox. Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl? So they can hear someone say “No missed calls.” Why can’t Matt Ryan use the phone anymore? Because he can’t find the receiver. What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Why are Dallas Cowboy fans so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets. What do you call an Atlanta Falcons player with a Super Bowl ring? A thief. How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows and we may never find out. What do the Atlanta Falcons and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sunday night. Why are the 49ers like a possum? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. Why do Seahawks fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces. What’s the difference between a Panther’s fan and a baby? A baby will stop whining eventually. How many Cardinals does it take to win a Super Bowl? We don’t know, and we may never find out.

Have a GREAT birthday !!!

Old? Old?? Old??? Sheeeeeeet boy I got ties older than you???

Guess the winning team and the final score for this Sunday's game and I'll donate to you 1,000,000 points. If nobody gets it right the points go to @Ruggerxi. Only 1 entry per person - all entries have to be submitted by midnight DST on 2/12/22 Multiple winners will split the prize Good luck

What days are you going?? Want to make sure they have plenty of warm beer on tap for you.

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!

What do you expect?? He's an >IDIOT<

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!

OK - whatever you say

Sounds like you had a great time - rare for the shit going on today - keep up the good work!

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Oh - you're supposed to plug it in???

That they don't run in front of my car like they do here in New Joisey!!!!

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When I stayed home sick from school I would go outside and chase dinosaurs!!

There's this blonde. She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat. The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets. She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class. please move to the back of the plane" The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica" So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened. so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane. She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job. I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica". So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on. He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear. The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane. They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her. The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else. I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica". One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again" A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price." Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either." A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."

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