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Won't go to W11 till they drop support for W10 - hopefully they'll get their act together by then (yeah right!!) - will build a new machine for it

“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and them they begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, then exchange sandwiches. I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was still connected to his veins. I asked him how I could help and bizarrely he said, “Can I have 2 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness, 4 jack Daniels and coke, 3 gin and tonics, and 6 shots of tequila. It’s a free country so I start to pour the drinks and put them on the bar one at a time. As I finished pouring all of the drinks he downed them in order and finished on the shots of tequila which he dispatched one at a time in a quick pace. He then looked at me really sad and said, “I shouldn’t have drunk all that with what I’ve got.” I said, “Why what have you got?” He said, “About £3.50.” A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Has my brother been in for a drink here today?” The barman looks at the penguin and says, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?” I was in the pub when a guy called me a cheapskate. So I threw his drink in his face. A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.” The polar bear pays and takes a seat. Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.” A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?” The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first”.

Now you tell me - bloody limey

Here's my health secratary

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

Did you say RobMc is salt you threw in a wound???

Did you say you're a "FREAKING JOKE"??? jk

An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!" Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick." An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?" The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both." The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys. The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

Sooooooooooooooo sorry - to hear that - good think she didn't kick you in the nuts instead

You saying that @RobMc is a fake orgasm??

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

WELCOME to the Forums!! Enjoy

Dear @RobMc and @Labob - i love you guys but you are definitely fucking >IDIOTS<

Have a GREAT birthday!!

That's what you call a real desert - no Dunkin' Donuts or Golden Arches

Would be more productively spent trying to figure out why we like to be called >IDIOTS<

Did you say off with RobMc's balls????

Give'em tags - >XI<

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - Great way to spend the afternoon

That was just the morning delivery

Not really - was only my weekend shipment

Semi-Truck Carrying Sex Toys Spills Out Onto Oklahoma Highway Drivers on Oklahoma’s I-40 were treated to quite a surprise on Wednesday, as a semi-truck carrying what appeared to be sex toys overturned on the highway. A traffic broadcast on CBS Oklahoma City affiliate KWTV captured the incident, which occurred on I-40 near Mustang Road on the western outskirts of Oklahoma City. A semi-truck flipped after colliding with another vehicle, leaving hundreds of boxes of dildos and lubricant scattered across the freeway. According to Newsweek, the Oklahoma City Police Department confirmed the semi-truck had spilled “toys” on the highway, though no further details were shared. The bizarre accident resulted in an awkward exchange between KWTV’s anchor Lacey Lowery and the station’s helicopter pilot Jim Gardner. “This is a semi that overturned and lost its load here,” Gardner said Lowery. “There is a lot of stuff to clean up.” Lowery asked, “Jim, can you tell what he’s carrying there? What’s all over the road?” Gardner paused before replying, “Not really. Maybe you can tell. I can’t tell...There’s a lot of stuff laying on the road...Whatever it is it’s going to take a while to clean up.” Thankfully, the accident resulted in no injuries. Several lanes of the highway were closed while authorities worked to clean the mess up.

Still enjoy the games for what they are - VR would be great