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It could be worse - there could be a whole family --

Have a GREAT birthday!!

ALL of 'em

Interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge????

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AM NOT - just an >IDIOT<

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

WELCOME (just what the world needs - another >IDIOT<)

Nice selfie!!!

NICE!!!

Too much Red - right amount of blue - not enough green!!!

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!

WELCOME to the Forums!!!

The best way to cook bacon!!!!

Special pillow for @TheLastColdBeer

Cold overnight in New Joisey - left some faucets dripping just to be safe -0 yeah -0 I know - I'm and >IDIOT<

NEVER had a problem with anything on the server - thanks for your efforts - keep up the good work

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeet - sounds like an >IDIOT< in the making - welcome anyway

It went down cause the Pres did the numbers in his head

Get better soon

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken." Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."

Well that explains it all - sorry to hear about @GhostfaceJim