Gone Fishing in the rain

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Saturday morning** I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and

slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the  van, and

proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50

mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered

that the weather would be bad all day.*

*I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed..

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a

different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband

is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...*