billyblade Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 34 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 47 Topic Count: 182 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2097 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 1003 Achievement Points: 14880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2018 Birthday: 04/29/1966 Posted November 16, 2010 a man is sure his wife is cheating, so one day after leaving for work, he hides in the bushes until her gentleman comes calling. To have witnesses for court he rounds up the three little kids playing next door, holds them up to the window and tells them to remember what they saw. Eventually, they all wind up in court. The man says he has 3 witnesses to the infidelity here to testify. The first child gets up on the stand. The judge says, "please tell me what you saw" The child stands up and points at the woman and says" I saw that woman and another man fucking." The judge immediately dismisses the witness, saying "I will not tolerate that language here!" The second child gets on the stand. The judge says to the child" Please, tell me what yu saw." The child points at the woman and says" I saw that lady and another man fucking." The judge immediately dismisses the child and says "You cannot use that language here!!!!" The third child is called to the stand. The judge says" In your own words please tell me what you saw, and remember i won't tolerate foul language, especially from children." The little boy stands up and says, " I saw ten toes up and ten toes down" "I saw meat sliding in and meat sliding out" " I saw butts goin up and butts goin down" " And if that aint fuckin you can throw me out!!!!"" Awards
Dark Asylumn Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 nice 1 Awards
Bama Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2024 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted November 16, 2010 pffft.. funny bb Awards
Toothpick Posted November 16, 2010 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.21 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted November 16, 2010 kids just say the cutest things
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