LtLaszlo Posted January 23, 2011 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9138 Content Per Day: 1.70 Reputation: 24296 Achievement Points: 94164 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted January 23, 2011 Top Four Adult Jokes of the decade Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day To confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal =============================================== Winner: = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ov3rKi11 Posted January 23, 2011 Member ID: 265 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 673 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 412 Achievement Points: 25064 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 05/22/1969 Device: iPhone Share Posted January 23, 2011 ALL of them a funny as hell...LOL...LOL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Half-A-100 Posted January 26, 2011 Member ID: 600 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 125 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 840 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 01/25/1958 Device: Windows Share Posted January 26, 2011 Been married for thirty -I can see that coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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