DEEJAYKEG Posted January 26, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted January 26, 2011 An old pilot sat down andordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying Tiger Moths, Harvards,Mosquitos, Meteors & Hunters. Flew in WWII then in Korea and the MiddleEast, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I suppose that I ama pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon asI get up in the morning, I think of women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. It seems everything makes me thinkof desirable women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A young bloke sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, 'Are you a realpilot?' He replied, 'Well, I alwaysthought that I was, but I’ve just found out that I'm a lesbian. Awards
WolfTiS Posted January 26, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted January 26, 2011 Guess that makes me a lesbian also... Good one DJ. Awards
StormCrow Posted January 26, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2702 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5076 Achievement Points: 46673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted January 26, 2011 LOL good one, makes me wonder though, using this same type of thinking, what does that make Chile???? Awards
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