Lovyan Posted February 9, 2011 Member ID: 1908 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 116 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1209 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 647 Achievement Points: 9224 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 10/22/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 07/21/1980 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2011 Some Jokes I receive from Jokes.com thru Email thought I would Like to Share them with the Clan.... In Sunday school a teacher was asking: "What is the name of the almighty king?" A little boy poked a girl and she screamed: "JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher replied: "Good job, Mary." The teacher then asks: "Who is the creator of all man?" Again, the little boy pokes the girl in front of him.. She screamed: "JESUS CHRIST!" Again, the teacher says: "Good job, Mary! Now what did Eve say to Adam after their 5th child?" The little boy pokes the girl again, and she screams: "Poke me with that thing again and I'm going to cut it off!" Two brothers, 6&8 were discussing whether the words 'hell' & 'ass' were cuss words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they were bad words. Let's try it out on mom. The 8yr old went in the kitchen, his mom asked: "what would you like for breakfast dear, some waffles or bacon & eggs?" He said: "What the hell, give me some cheerios", and she smacked him across the face. The 6yr old witnessed this and slowly entered the kitchen. His mom in a stern angry voice said: "And what do you want?" He said: "You can bet your ass I'm not asking for cheerios". Awards
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