Jump to content
Come try out the Arcade, Link at the top of the website ×

Recommended Posts


  • Member ID:  715
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  8
  • Topic Count:  418
  • Topics Per Day:  0.07
  • Content Count:  2178
  • Content Per Day:  0.39
  • Reputation:   1183
  • Achievement Points:  16606
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  11/09/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  11/04/1943

Posted

Since it's almost St. Paddy's day an old one:

 

Two women were sitting next to each other ata bar.


After a while, one looks at the other andsays, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'Soam I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?' The other woman answers, 'I'mfrom Dublin , I am.' The first one responds, 'So, am I!!  And what streetdid you live on in Dublin ?' The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. Itwas  in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part oftown.' The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I!  Sodid I! And what school did ya go to?'

              

The other woman answers, 'Well now, Iwent to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.' The first one gets really excited andsays, 'And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?' The other womananswers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' The first woman exclaims,'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luckat winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated fromHoly Heart of  Mary in 1964 me  self!'


About this time, Michael walks into the bar,sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michaelshaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long nighttonight.'

                              

Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'


Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunkagain.'  



  • Member ID:  839
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  18
  • Topic Count:  83
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  1334
  • Content Per Day:  0.24
  • Reputation:   64
  • Achievement Points:  7776
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  12/05/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  07/17/1958

Posted

Never heard that one Shamu. Pretty good



  • Member ID:  1891
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  12
  • Topic Count:  59
  • Topics Per Day:  0.01
  • Content Count:  1092
  • Content Per Day:  0.21
  • Reputation:   4
  • Achievement Points:  6106
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  10/14/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  03/19/1985

Posted

haha good one



  • Member ID:  222
  • Group:  ***- Inactive Clan Members
  • Followers:  88
  • Topic Count:  331
  • Topics Per Day:  0.06
  • Content Count:  3847
  • Content Per Day:  0.67
  • Reputation:   1628
  • Achievement Points:  25635
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  1
  • Joined:  09/04/09
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  02/05/1968
  • Device:  Windows

Posted

lmao........drunk Irish jokes.....good stuff there Shamu.



  • Member ID:  989
  • Group:  *** Clan Members
  • Followers:  25
  • Topic Count:  290
  • Topics Per Day:  0.05
  • Content Count:  20404
  • Content Per Day:  3.65
  • Reputation:   22489
  • Achievement Points:  147493
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  390
  • Joined:  01/07/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  
  • Birthday:  01/27/1946
  • Device:  Windows


  • Member ID:  1394
  • Group:  **- Inactive Registered Users
  • Followers:  1
  • Topic Count:  10
  • Topics Per Day:  0.00
  • Content Count:  61
  • Content Per Day:  0.01
  • Reputation:   0
  • Achievement Points:  407
  • Solved Content:  0
  • Days Won:  0
  • Joined:  05/05/10
  • Status:  Offline
  • Last Seen:  Never
  • Birthday:  08/08/1990

Posted

fuuny m8Money mouth


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.