3rdCdnInfty Posted June 5, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted June 5, 2011 An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the dove out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the owl out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted a duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest, being fed up with the others, the eagle decided to just have sex with the duck and not give the duck a chance to speak, so when the eagle had finsihed, the duck turned over and said, "I'm Drake and I think you've made a mistake!" Awards
Paperman Posted June 5, 2011 Member ID: 207 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 790 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 5015 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 21, 2015 Birthday: 01/18/1966 Posted June 5, 2011 Hmmm.
BigPapaDean Posted June 6, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6560 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4439 Achievement Points: 63714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 6, 2011 Hmmm is right! This sounds close to home! The USA with the way we handle things in the rest of the world! It has already visited us in our own nest and is threatening to again! Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted June 6, 2011 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Author Posted June 6, 2011 it has nothing to do with the U.S, it's a horny eagle and he ended up fucking a male duck lol Awards
WolfTiS Posted June 6, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted June 6, 2011 I thought it was funny 3rdCd but some people might not know what a Drake is.... Another case of people reading more into it other than just a joke. Awards
BigPapaDean Posted June 6, 2011 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1213 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6560 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 4439 Achievement Points: 63714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted June 6, 2011 3rdCdnInfty it has nothing to do with the U.S, it's a horny eagle and he ended up fucking a male duck lol Guys! I understand exactly what this was about hahahahaha but I guess my humor was missed! I actually thought it was a very humorous joke and well told! Again I was raised on a farm so am very familiar with the creatures of the world! Awards
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