Joe Canadian Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted January 21, 2012 COLD IS RELATIVE ....The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying"Cold'nuff for ya?"500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup Awards
Blackbart Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted January 21, 2012 LOL...G1 Joe... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 130 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 15027 Content Per Day: 2.62 Reputation: 8043 Achievement Points: 92206 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 59 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Posted January 21, 2012 Hahahahaha last one was good Joe.. Cheers buddy Awards
element Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 65 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 66 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 364 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 15, 2012 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Posted January 21, 2012 Good one Joe
Exe Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17120 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 04:52 PM Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Posted January 21, 2012 Eheh Funny Joe, nice one! lol Awards
LittleTooT Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 113 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1295 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 8353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 17, 2018 Birthday: 07/11/1969 Posted January 21, 2012 FFS I BBQ'd tonight, it was -22c and -35c with the wind chill, my beer froze while my steaks were cooking, good times!! Awards
Hunter1948 Posted January 22, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.61 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted January 22, 2012 Who is the Toronto Maple Leafs ?? Awards
LittleTooT Posted January 22, 2012 Member ID: 113 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1295 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 8353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 17, 2018 Birthday: 07/11/1969 Posted January 22, 2012 They are the farm team of all the other teams in the NHL. Wings Rock Awards
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