Joe Canadian Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted January 21, 2012 COLD IS RELATIVE ....The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit):50 above - New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying"Cold'nuff for ya?"500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted January 21, 2012 LOL...G1 Joe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14881 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7824 Achievement Points: 91060 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted January 21, 2012 Hahahahaha last one was good Joe.. Cheers buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
element Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 65 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 66 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 364 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 15, 2012 Birthday: 02/05/1959 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Good one Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exe Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 2567 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 41 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2904 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 983 Achievement Points: 17118 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 06/08/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 12/11/1986 Device: Windows Share Posted January 21, 2012 Eheh Funny Joe, nice one! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LittleTooT Posted January 21, 2012 Member ID: 113 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1295 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 8353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 17, 2018 Birthday: 07/11/1969 Share Posted January 21, 2012 FFS I BBQ'd tonight, it was -22c and -35c with the wind chill, my beer froze while my steaks were cooking, good times!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted January 22, 2012 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted January 22, 2012 Who is the Toronto Maple Leafs ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LittleTooT Posted January 22, 2012 Member ID: 113 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 19 Topic Count: 156 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1295 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 207 Achievement Points: 8353 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 17, 2018 Birthday: 07/11/1969 Share Posted January 22, 2012 They are the farm team of all the other teams in the NHL. Wings Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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