loaderXI Posted January 4, 2010 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 73 Topic Count: 397 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6443 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 6585 Achievement Points: 54697 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 32 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 02:23 AM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Posted January 4, 2010 This is PRICELESS!!!! It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Awards
Caper Posted January 4, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.31 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Posted January 4, 2010 cute joke.
Unchileno Posted January 4, 2010 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted January 4, 2010 DAMM TIGER WOODS ...THRE IS A FALL FROM GRACE....NOW BUTT END OF EVERY JOKE...G 1 LOADER..THAT JOHNNY ..WHAT A SMART ASS. Awards
dragonlady>XI< Posted January 4, 2010 Member ID: 41 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 38 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 252 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/31/1975 Posted January 4, 2010 Cute.
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