LiquidStool Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Paddy charges into the local benefits offìce shouting at the top of his voice "I've been ringing 08001730 for 2 days now. Why the feck doesn't anybody answer?!" Girl behind the counter replies "Those are our opening times you thick twat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoff Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 54 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 495 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 4499 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2246 Achievement Points: 32014 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 minutes ago Birthday: 03/17/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted January 22, 2010 A MAN GOES TO THE DOCTORS AND TELLS HIM "EVERY TIME I TALK I FART" AFTER ABOUT 15 MINS THE DOCTOR GOES TO THE CUPBOARD AND GETS A MASSIVE POLE WITH A HOOK ON THE END OF IT. THE MAN SAID "IS THAT TO HELP WITH MY FARTING PROBLEM?" "NO" SAID THE DOCTOR "IT'S TO OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW, IT STINK'S IN HERE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LiquidStool Posted January 22, 2010 Member ID: 508 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 4 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 472 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 38 Achievement Points: 5787 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/25/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 7, 2016 Birthday: 01/20/1969 Author Share Posted January 22, 2010 man goes to the doctors and says.... "doctor doctor, everytime i sneeze i get a whacking great hard on!" Doctor replies "have you taken anything for it?" "yeah" says the man, Pepper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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