Purchasing Or Leasing

[MTNMAN52]

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
Foolish men and cunning women.

Purchasing

The math’s on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,
Charged $4,000 per night.

So, had Paul McCartney "employed"
Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, He would have paid only $7.3 million
in total for sex every night.

This represents a $41..7 million savings.

What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache  happily agrees to all requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....
IF IT FLYS, FUCKS, OR FLOATS.............
RENT IT!
 

Edited January 28, 2013 by MTNMAN

[TBB]

Go for a short term lease - it's cheaper