Dark Asylumn Posted February 4, 2013 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted February 4, 2013 my stepdad sent this to me. hes owns all three of them and he agrees. i have shot both his aks and i got to shoot the Mosin–Nagant a few weeks ago. and i shot the back out of a 18" through oak. that is a smooth action beautiful shootin rifle. A very long internet classic:AR15: You can pick off prairie dogs at 300 meters all day longAK47: You can pick off a deer pretty easy at 300 metersMosin-Nagant: You get out of your truck, see an elk on top of a hill, and realize you really can use iron sights that far. AR15: You measure your misses by sub MOA measurementsAK47: You miss and, and aim a bit lower this time.Mosin-Nagant: Even if you miss the shockwave of the bullet will kill the animal. AR15: You are careful to keep in clean in the field.AK47: You don’t worry so much about some dirt getting in it.Mosin-Nagant: It still has gritty grease inside it from when the Finnish army put it into storage. AR15: Your bayonet will do an alright job of butchering your kill if needed.AK47: The bayonet doubles as a decent hunting knife.Mosin-Nagant: Your bayonet can be used to spit roast an entire pig. AR15: Nice and light for carrying over obstructions.AK47: Handy package for carrying over obstructions.Mosin-Nagant: You can pole vault over obstructions. AR15: Can’t run dry or you get seizure.AK47: Can run dry, but may cause laquered ammo to stick in chamber.Mosin-Nagant: Just handling the bolt gives it enough oil to operate smoothly. Lots more after the break! What your wife does after she finds out you spent the tax refund / stimulus payment on a - AR15: She yells at you for spending the whole thing on a plastic varmint rifle.AK47: She is disappointed at what an ugly rifle you spent half of it on.Mosin-Nagant: She doesn’t even notice the Mosin-Nagant because of the diamond ring you got her with all the left over cash. AR15: Melts IN the fireAK47: Starts ON fireMosin-Nagant: Starts THE fire AR15: With a custom barrel, Varmint Scope, and gunsmith trigger job, you can vaporize prairie dogs at 600 yards.AK47: With a good rain, you can wait hidden in the mud at the side of awatering hole and wait for the game to come to you for a shot within 10yards.Mosin-Nagant: With a solid shooting position, you can hit that deer onthe other side of the valley… and recover the bullet in the tree it wasstanding in front of. AR15: You can buy 100 round magazines that require dry-carbon lubricant.AK47: You can do push-ups on your 30 round steel mag (Saw this in a SPETSNATZ documentary).Mosin-Nagant: You can use the buttstock to pound in a tent stake and ifyou don’t have tent stakes, the bayonet will work as one. AR-15: Carried by elite special forces and highly-trained American soldiersAK-47: Carried by illiterate peons and unwilling conscripts.Mosin-Nagant-Nagant: Carried by Vassily Zaitsev. AR15: Might just stop that charging terrorist with a three round burstAK47: Would stop the terrorist in his tracksMosin-Nagant: Would stop the charging terrorist, his three buddies, andblow up the IED in the next block from the shockwave of the bullet… AR15: Shoots a .22.AK47: Shoots a carbine round.Mosin-Nagant: Shoots a cannonball. AR15: Shot by the free worldAK47: Shot at the free worldMosin-Nagant: Almost free to shoot AR15: Shoot it in the air it goes a mileAK47: Shoot it in the air it goes 1/2 a mileMosin-Nagant: Shoot it in the air and someone in Berlin gets hit by a bullet. AR15: Made out of used cars and recycled milk jugsAK47: Made out of oil rigs and packing cratesMosin-Nagant: Made out of old water pipe and goat carts AR15: Sounds like a pop gunAK47: Sounds like a machine gunMosin-Nagant: Sounds like the Trinity Atomic Blast AR15: Sometimes mistaken for a toyAK47: Sometimes mistaken for random partsMosin-Nagant: Sometimes mistaken for an artillery piece, or an anti-aircraft gun AR15: Pray (it works) and sprayAK47: Spray and pray(you hit something)Mosin-Nagant: The hammer of God AR15: Makes grown men laugh.AK47: Makes grown men cry.Mosin-Nagant: Makes grown men incontinent. AR15: Finicky when dirty.AK47: Still works when dirty.Mosin-Nagant: Arrives Dirty from the Distributor. AR15: Don’t run over it…it will BreakAK47: Run over it, it still shoots.Mosin-Nagant: Run over it and it will flatten your Tires! AR15: Makes a Pop when firedAK47: Makes a Boom when firedMosin-Nagant: What the hell was that ??? AR15: Ok, I got One!AK47: Ok, I have 3 different ones.Mosin-Nagant: Ok, I have Mosin-itis and have 14 and looking for More…. AR15: Makes a small hole in a treeAK47: Makes a medium sized hole in a treeMosin-Nagant: Blows tree in half making firewood available. AR15: Kills rabbits and coyotesAK47: Kills pigs and small deerMosin-Nagant: If you can’t kill it with a Mosin-Nagant, it can’t be killed AR15: Safe to stow in poly bagsAK47: Safe to stow in a rice paddyMosin-Nagant: Safe to stow in a landfill AR15: 100 round beta c drum mags you can load with a speed loaderAK47: 75 round drum magazine you have to reload individually by pressing a leverMosin-Nagant: You can store 20 of them in a drum with about 1000 rounds on stripper clips AR15: Has a nice Airsoft copyAK47: Has a nice Airsoft copyMosin-Nagant: Who needs Airsoft when you can fire blanks. AR15: Makes a nice paperweightAK47: Makes a nice doorstopMosin-Nagant: Makes a nice baseball bat and way cheaper then aluminum AR15: Loyal following of people that have more money than sense.AK47: Loyal following of people that have a longer police record than the range of the rifle.Mosin-Nagant: Loyal following of people that have more rounds of ammo than they got hairs on all family members’ heads combined. AR-15: Your enemies will giggleAK-47: Your enemies will take cover and swear as they ready their weaponsMosin-Nagant: Your enemies will flatten themselves to the ground andoffer up prayers of salvation to whatever god they believe in…then theywill die. AR-15: Drop it from ten feet and it shatters.AK-47: Drop it from ten feet and it still works.Mosin-Nagant: Drop it from ten feet and it’s more lethal than a lawn dart. AR-15: You can melt it with a magnifying glass.AK-47: Under a magnifying glass, you can see the ingrained dirt.Mosin-Nagant: Under a magnifying glass, you can see the soaked-in BLOOD. AR-15: Safe, Semiautomatic, Full-Auto (more like full-JAM)AK-47: Safe(dubious), Semiautomatic, Full-AutoMosin-Nagant: Kill, Maim, Destroy AR-15: When you run out of ammo, duck for cover and spend 15 minutes cleaning and reloadingAK-47: You could probably rig it up to fire chain-linked ammoMosin-Nagant: When you run out of ammo (never) you can shoot chaff and langrage from it (wikipedia that) AR-15: My daddy bought me this weapon for my birthdayAK-47: I saved two weeks’ paychecks to buy this.Mosin-Nagant: I think it was free… AR-15: My rifle floated away in the floodAK-47: My rifle was submerged for three weeks by the flood and still worksMosin-Nagant: I fired my rifle and the flood waters parted… AR15: You keep your bayonet in the kitchen because it is a good steak knifeAK47: You keep your bayonet in your toolbox because it is a good wire cutterMosin-Nagant: You no longer fix your bayonet in the house because thelast time you did you poked a hole in the ceiling when you stood up AR15: For $1000 you can get oneAK47: For $1000 you can get two and 300 rounds of ammoMosin-Nagant: For $1000 you can get 16 of them plus a Bulgarian armory’s worth of surplus ammo AR15: Can start brush fires with incendiary ammunition.AK47: Can start brush fires by dropping it after the handguard catches fire.Mosin-Nagant: Can start brush fires by firing from anything lower than a kneeling position. AR15: Built with custom parts, nice trigger, all the bells and whistles $1500+AK47: Modified with aftermarket and 1,000 rounds of ammo not even $1500Mosin-Nagant: Stock, with 1,000 rounds maybe $300, meaning you get $1200 to spend on more beer AR15: Takes a few men out in a sweeper movementAK47: Takes most men out in a sweeper movementMosin-Nagant: Shoot one the sonic boom will handle the rest AR15: Used in negotiationsAK47: Reason for negotiationsMosin-Nagant: Negotiator AR15: I think I felt it kickAK47: Kinda like a 20 guageMosin-Nagant: DislocationMosin-Nagant with heavy ball: Where’s my freaking shoulder AR15: Takes 3 rounds to take out your enemyAK47: takes 30 rounds sprayed and hopefully you hit your targetMosin-Nagant: 1 shot, 50 kills AR15: More options than a custom Rolls-Royce. No two guns are alike.AK47: Same number of options as a Toyota Corolla. Most guns look alike.Mosin-Nagant: Options: You want a bayonet with that? The limits of customizing a-AR15: How much $ you got.AK47: What you can find in the Tapco catalog.Mosin-Nagant: How much duct tape Bubba’s got. AR15: Such light recoil, you could put on over your balls and fire.AK47: Recoil manageable enough for anyone to use it.Mosin-Nagant: Recoil that registers as small tremors in the earth itself. AR15: Bullet starts tumbling the moment it meets sufficient resistance, like paperAK47: Bullet will continue trajectory until it hits something solid, like a deerMosin-Nagant: It keeps going and going and going…. AR15: You probably drive a LexusAK47: If you’re lucky to possess a vehicle, it’s referred to as a “Technical”Mosin-Nagant: You hang truck-balls off your trailer hitch, and you’re proud of them. AR15: Lots of fancy optics availableAK47: You can bolt some stuff to the sideMosin-Nagant: Who cares about optics when the barrel is long enough tosmack the enemy over the head without even leaving your foxhole. AR15: Used by special forces to kill terroristsAK47: Used by revolutionaries and any two bit nation’s illiterate conscripts to kill each otherMosin-Nagant: Used by Simo Häyhä to kill Russian conscripts AR15: Requires over 1000 rounds to break inAK47: May need some breaking inMosin-Nagant: The stripper clips require more breaking in AR15: Can take down smaller sized game.AK47: Can take down average sized game.Mosin-Nagant: Can take down satellites. AR15: Invented 50 years ago by a consummate engineerAK47: Invented 60 years ago by wounded tank sergeantMosin-Nagant: Invented 117 years ago by two drunks on a budget. AR15: Star warsAK47: Holy warsMosin-Nagant: Class wars AR15: Makes small holesAK47: Makes big holesMosin-Nagant: Makes black holes AR15: Nice lightweight ammo can be carried in quantity.AK47: You can carry a chest pouch with lots of mags with no problem.Mosin-Nagant: Ammo is also used in tanks, and larger artillery pieces. Domestic uses of the bayonet:AR15: You affix it to your rifle and use it as a dibble to plant tulip bulbs in the garden.AK47: You affix it to your rifle and use it to trim low-hanging tree branches.Mosin-Nagant: You affix it to your rifle, accidentally stab it into theceiling and bring down a square foot of plaster, and spend the next weeksleeping on the couch because your wife is pissed off at you. AR15: Comes in Pink Hello Kitty and BarbieAK47: Comes in Pink Hello KittyMosin-Nagant: What’s pink? AR15: Iran-Contra was a cover-upAK47: Afghanistan (1980) was a cover-upMosin-Nagant: Chernobyll was a cover-up You call the thing with the ammo in it a “clip” and…AR15: Your buddies glare at you and don’t speak to you for a month.AK47: Your buddies smile at you with their gold teeth and “blast another cap.”Mosin-Nagant: Your buddies smile at you because it’s one of the few times you all get to call something a “clip”… and be right. AR15: Clean with fancy lubes and solvents with special tools.AK47: Clean? In Soviet Russia AK clean you!Mosin-Nagant: Squirt some Windex down the bore. Ready for another 500 rounds tomorrow! AR15: You can be an expert with this rifle after basic trainingAK47: You can be an expert with this rifle after a seminar at the Holiday Inn on AKsMosin-Nagant: You can be an expert with this rifle after spending 30minutes on the internet reading forums, and watching youtube videos AR15: Can shoot a squirrel and have a great mealAK47: Can shoot a squirrel and have some meat left to eat.Mosin-Nagant: There is a tail left around here somewhere. AR15: Puts some countries air force to shameAK47: Used by countries who can’t afford an air forceMosin-Nagant: Could be used to take down an air force AR15: Shoot one and you’ll be owning one soon!AK47: Shoot one and you will buy some high capacity magazines and 1000 rounds of ammoMosin-Nagant: Shoot one and you will own 15 and want another! AR15: Goes pew pew pewAK47: Goes pow pow powMosin-Nagant: Goes BOOOOOOOM! AR15: Made by a stoned EugeneAK47: Made by an injured KalashnikovMosin-Nagant: Made by a drunken Belgian and a crazy Ivan Owners drink of choiceAR15: CognacAK47: Malt liquorMosin-Nagant: Brake cleaner AR15: Makes a tiny hole with no fragmentation or undue extra injury, in accordance with the Geneva ConventionAK47: Makes a big hole and sometimes flings severed body parts around, not in accordance with the Geneva ConventionMosin-Nagant: One of the reasons the Geneva Convention was written AR15: Can shoot it off your head and it won’t kill youAK47: Shoot it off your head and you dieMosin-Nagant: Shoot if from your shoulder and you need it popped back into place AR15: Used to kill Enemies of the State.AK47: Used by Enemies of the State.Mosin-Nagant: Enemy at the Gates. AR15: Good for shooting poodles.AK47: Good for shooting enemies of the stateMosin-Nagant: Good for shooting light armored vehicles AR15: Keeps gunsmiths in businessAK47: Keeps drug dealers and terrorists in businessMosin-Nagant: Keeps Chiropractors in business AR15: Built like a Toy.AK47: Built like a Sewing Machine.Mosin-Nagant: Built like a Tank! AR15: Too much Plastic.AK47: Too Much Sheet metal.Mosin-Nagant: Too much of everything! AR15: stays in the Vault.AK47: not allowed in the vault.Mosin-Nagant: Can be used to Pole Vault! AR15: In your Heart you think it’s ugly.AR15: In your Heart you know it’s ugly.Mosin-Nagant: You’re afraid to call it ugly! AR15: It doesn’t go anywhere near <shudder> water… Unless you’re drinking EvianAK47: If water touches it, it would mistake it for a cleaning solvent and fall apartMosin-Nagant: Row-row-row your boat, gently down the Volga… AR15: If it gets in the Mekong river, you need to clean it before firing.AK47: If it gets in the Mekong river, shake the water out before firing.Mosin-Nagant: Used as an oar to paddle up and down the Mekong river AR15: Used to attack soldiers building a bridge across the MekongAK47: Used to protect soldiers building a bridge across the MekongMosin-Nagant: Used to actually build the bridge across the Mekong. AR15: Plastics make it possibleAK47: Sheet metal make it possibleMosin-Nagant: Driftwood make it possible AR15: Nice useful little round.AK47: Very functional round.Mosin-Nagant: Anti Tank Round AR15: Useful against unarmored foeAK47: Useful against armored foeMosin-Nagant: Useful against foe on the other side of the battlefield! AR15: Useful for hosing down forward edge of the battle area…AK47: Useful for hosing down sky over forward edge of the battle area…Mosin-Nagant: Useful for hosing down rear of the battle area, enemy reserves and basic training camps at home… AR15: Thousands of moving parts, held together by hundreds of bolts, screws, and precision welds.AK47: Several dozen moving parts, held together by a few screws and some drunken Ivan’s light-sabering with an acetylene torch.Mosin-Nagant: TWO MOVING PARTS. TWO SCREWS. . AR15: Owner votes for John McCainAK47: Owner prays for Barack Hussein OsamaMosin-Nagant: Owner can overthrow the government no matter who becomes president. AR15: One tenth the firepower at 10 times the priceAK47: Half the Firepower at twice the priceMosin-Nagant: 10 times the firepower at one tenth the price AR15: Turns little rocks into pebblesAK47: Turns big rocks into little rocksMosin-Nagant: Makes molehills out of mountains AR15: One inch groups at 100 yards.AK47: Five to six inch groups at 100 yards.Mosin-Nagant: Muzzle is one inch from target at 100 yards. AR15: Designs drawn on blueprint paper by stoner and a team of experts in a R&D facilityAK47: Designs drawn on notebook paper by Kalashnikov in a Soviet hospitalMosin-Nagant: Designs drawn on cocktail napkins by a drunken Sergei Mosin-Nagant in a bar AR15: Clean with a bunch of cloths, patches, picks, brushes and don’t loose the small parts. Clean every 100 rounds.AK47: Run a patch down the barrel, wipe out the chamber every few months.Mosin-Nagant: Throw it in the dishwasher every couple years. AR15: New shooters love it because of good ergonomics and light recoil.AK47: New shooters love it because of light recoil.Mosin-Nagant: New shooters required to sign a waiver-absolving owner of physical damage incurred from recoil AR15: Usually equipped with flash hider to reduce muzzle flash.AK47: Can be equipped with flash hider to reduce muzzle flash.Mosin-Nagant: Muzzle flash can be used to summon the mother ship. AR15: Can be used to defend home against crooksAK47: Can be used to defend Oil Tanker against PiratesMosin-Nagant: Can Replace one of the Deck Guns on the Kirov Class Battle cruiser AR-15: DefendersAK-47: InvadersMosin-Nagant: Victors AR15: High cost, high maintenance.AK47: Low cost, low maintenance.Mosin-Nagant: What are these cost and maintenance things you speak of? AR15: Your rifle takes a few hours to sight in, starting at 50 yardand moving up to 200, making minute adjustments with a smallscrewdriver.AK47: You slide your rear sight around until you hit the target.Mosin-Nagant: You hit your rifle with a hammer to sight it. AR15: Arm of the free worldAK47: Arm of everybody elseMosin-Nagant: Arm of Chuck Norris AR15: Politicians fear it.AK47: Media fears it.Mosin-Nagant: Zombies fear it! At an indoor range.AR15: Gets people’s attention because of it’s wonderful accuracy.AK47: Gets people’s attention because of it’s rugged reliability.Mosin-Nagant: Gets people’s attention because muzzle flash sets off sprinkler system! As for accurizing.AR15: You buy match grade components installed by professional gunsmith and spend thousands of dollars.AK47: You buy GOOD ammo and optics and spend hundreds of dollars.Mosin-Nagant: You use an empty soda can, some sand paper and spend seven bucks! AR15: You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds.AK47: You can put a .30″ hole through 12″ of oak, if you can hit it.Mosin-Nagant: You can knock down everyone else’s target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. AR15: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whiffle bat.AK47: When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club.Mosin-Nagant: When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. AR15: What’s recoil?AK47: Recoil is manageable, even fun.Mosin-Nagant: Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. AR15: Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle.AK47: Your sight adjustment goes to “10″, and you’ve never bothered moving it.Mosin-Nagant: Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you’ve actually tried it. AR15: After a day at the range, you detail strip your rifle and thoroughly clean and lubricate it with only the best products.AK47: After a day of shooting out back you run a quick patch through the bore and throw your rifle in the back of your truck.Mosin-Nagant: Cleaning….and maintenance? AR15: Millennium FalconAK47: Star DestroyerMosin-Nagant: The Death Star As for accessories.AR15: You have a never ending list of high dollar tacticool accessories.AK47: You have a never ending list of Chinese made tacticool accessories.Mosin-Nagant: You have carry strap and ammo what more you need comrade? AR15: Cost a lot of moneyAK47: Cost some moneyMosin-Nagant: free with purchase of bayonet AR15: Backordered.AK47: Backordered.Mosin-Nagant: Mail ordered. AR15: When out of ammo you would rather die than risk damaging your $1200 rifle buy using it as a club.AK47: When out of ammo your rifle makes a nice club.Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle is a club that can shoot people. AR15: When on patrol in Vietnam ammo is so light you can carry around 900 rounds of ammo with you.AK47: When patrolling your warlord’s territory, you carry all the ammo you need in the back of a technical.Mosin-Nagant: When sent to battle at Stalingrad you are only issued astripper clip of ammunition and told that you would find your riflelaying on the ground. AR15: Got it by joining armyAK47: Got it with one paycheckMosin-Nagant: Got it by saving beer cans On prairie dogs:AR15: You sit back with your buddies poopin them all day long 651hits 3 misses.AK47: You and another person go to a dog-town fire 4,000 rounds and each get one be cause they were 8 feet away and deaf.Mosin-Nagant: You go with 3 other people get the first shot at the firstP-dog you see and wipe out the entire colony, leaving a crater that thepeople who find it claim was a meteor impact. Regarding muzzle blast:AR15: Makes a popping sound that is hardly noticed at a public range.AK47: Makes a hearty boom that usually gets noticed at a public range.Mosin-Nagant: Makes the Earth tremble and two guys in Bavaria look at each other and ask “vat da hell vas dat?!” AR15: Looks like a toyAK47: Looks cobbled together from spare partsMosin-Nagant: Looks like a Kentucky Musket of DOOM! AR15: Sworn at by three generations of American soldiers and MarinesAK47: Brought back as a proof of kill by Carlos HathcockMosin-Nagant: Carried by Samo Hayho, Vasili Ziatsev and feared on both sides of the battle line in the hands of snipers. AR15: Flash suppressed, super stealthyAK47: Why worry about stealth when you and your comrades can pour a wall of lead onto the enemy?Mosin-Nagant: Blinds anybody within 150 meters who’s not wearing welding goggles. AR15: Can use the bayonet to whittleAK47: Can use the bayonet to kill an enemy or butcher foodMosin-Nagant: Bayonet used to cut the sheet metal parts they use to make AR’s and AK’s AR15: Underslung grenade launcher can take out a dug-in enemy at 300 metersAK47: Underslung grenade launcher makes a lot of noise and a huge dirt craterMosin-Nagant: Who needs grenades when your bullets are so big they can kill tanks? AR15: Inspired by science fictionAK47: Inspired by a need for a reliable, selectable-fire weaponMosin-Nagant: Inspired by men with balls. Men with HUGE, HAIRY BALLS AR15: Comprised of several hundred moving parts, usually falls victim to Murphy’s lawAK47: Comprised of as few moving parts as possible, almost impossible tobreak unless something goes REALLY REALLY WRONG (which might IMPROVEthe accuracy)Mosin-Nagant: Has only one moving part, is held together by only two screws, and damned well outshoots both of the above. AR15: Rust is your mortal enemy, you clean your gun five times a day.AK47: Rust might become a problem in a few years, you clean your gun once a month.Mosin-Nagant: Rust makes your rifle look more authentic. AR15: You clean your rifle with molecularly engineered precision $1000-ounce synthetic lubricantAK47: WD-40 is acceptableMosin-Nagant: If everything else runs out you can clean your rifle with your own piss With regard to sound volume:AR15: Suitable for use with a sound suppressor because its tiny bullet is already quiet.AK47: No need for a sound suppressor because the enemy will be flat onthe ground with their hands over their ears, hiding from the sheervolume of fire.Mosin-Nagant: You don’t need a sound suppressor, because after the first shot the enemy will be totally deaf anyway. How long does it take to learn to care for your rifle?AR15: It will take a drill sergeant about a week to teach you what youneed to know about how to disassemble, reassemble and maintain yourrifle.AK47: A good gunnery sergeant can teach you how to care for one in about 4 hours.Mosin-Nagant: You can learn how to take it apart and put it backtogether in about 15 minutes with the manual and a couple of YouTubevideos in front of you. AR15: Must be carefully cleaned every 100 rounds or so.AK47: Only have to worry about cleaning if using Wolf ammoMosin-Nagant: Cleaning? Consists of getting liquored up on vodka andpeeing down the barrel to get rid of corrosive salts from milsurpprimers. AR15: Opened by pushing 2 pinsAK47: Opened with a swift kickMosin-Nagant: Opened with a 2X4 and a ball peen hammer AR15: Mostly made out of expensive polymersAK47: Mostly made out of cheap stamped metal and particle boardMosin-Nagant: Mostly made out of “whatever the f*ck the comrades could find lying around the People’s Factory” AR15: can probably put together a nice one, due to the popularity of ownership, for under $1,000AK47: Can probably get a decent one, or refurbished one, for under $500.Mosin-Nagant: Can probably buy rifle, 440 rounds of ammo, and a case of Windex for under $200. AR15: Won’t work unless you clean it every dayAK47: Should be cleaned at least once a yearMosin-Nagant: Was last cleaned by a Russian conscript in Berlin in 1945 AR15: If the firing pin breaks you send it to the factory for repairsAK47: If the firing pin breaks you buy a new oneMosin-Nagant: If the firing pin breaks you just screw it deeper into the bolt AR15: Your accessories cost more than the rifleAK47: All your accessories cost around $300Mosin-Nagant: All your accessories come free with the rifle AR15: Accountant’s RifleAK47: Factory Worker’s RifleMosin-Nagant: If you can fill out an application, you can probably already afford it AR15: Tax return will get itAK47: Tax return will get you 2 plus magsMosin-Nagant: Tax Return will get you a case plus enough ammo to last you till doomsday AR15: Made when jet passenger flight was fairly regularAK47: Made when knowing how to fly could make you an officerMosin-Nagant: Made when hot air balloons were considered the ultimate flight technology AR15: Buttstock is collapsible, only used to aid in shooting the rifleAK47: Buttstock is also good for knocking some oppressor’s teeth outMosin-Nagant: Buttstock is good for use as a sledgehammer, crutch, club, or boat oar Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted February 4, 2013 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted February 4, 2013 good lord that was a long read... Dark Asylumn 1
TBB Posted February 4, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23076 Achievement Points: 153272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted February 4, 2013 Say again Dark Asylumn 1 Awards
Coffee4You Posted February 7, 2013 Member ID: 2617 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 28 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 107 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 89 Achievement Points: 911 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 2, 2016 Birthday: 03/11/1969 Posted February 7, 2013 Ya that a good one. I love the Mosin in Freeze Tag. Its funny as hell when the guys unload the AR's at me and BAM! I nail them right in the head with 1 shot with the Mosin! LOL! No Coffee 4 U!!! Dark Asylumn 1
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