mickvette Posted September 24, 2009 Member ID: 338 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 218 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 21 Achievement Points: 1906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2022 Birthday: 03/01/1955 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Dave and his buddies were hanging out, and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them, that he couldn't go this time, because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing, and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies, arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting, at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. Yesterday when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair, with a beer to drown my sorrows, because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me, and covered my eyes and said, Surprise!!" "When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful, see through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want!!" "So, Here I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ROCKAPE Posted September 24, 2009 Member ID: 4 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 171 Topic Count: 1094 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 5158 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 3042 Achievement Points: 43607 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 08/16/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 24, 2009 Nutter !! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
john tams Posted September 24, 2009 Member ID: 169 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 176 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 107 Achievement Points: 1355 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 29, 2021 Birthday: 03/24/1953 Share Posted September 24, 2009 10 out of 10 for lateral thinking !!............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
mickvette Posted September 24, 2009 Member ID: 338 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 66 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 218 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 21 Achievement Points: 1906 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17, 2022 Birthday: 03/01/1955 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 ...certainly wasn't horizontal thinking was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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