little_old_man Posted April 26, 2014 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted April 26, 2014 So I changed medical plans and had to get a new doctor. I have to admit, I love this guy. His advice is the best ever. Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.Q: Is chocolate bad for me?A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!Q: Is swimming good for your figure?A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! KingStinger!, DEEJAYKEG and baldie 3 Awards
TBB Posted April 26, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21369 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23029 Achievement Points: 153086 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 26 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 26, 2014 So that's why you look like that!!!! lol Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 26, 2014 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted April 26, 2014 My goodness LOM, are you following Pete's advice? LOL, is that GP from Calgary as well? Awards
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