wildthing Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted April 3, 2010 This is GREAT!!! None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff Are you tired of thosesissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3.. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused, I will use little words.. 7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh!! 9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND! *********************** ********************** Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends .. including the person who sent this to you ..... Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4! Awards
cbags Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 110 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 284 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 22, 2019 Birthday: 11/07/1975 Posted April 3, 2010 #10 When you are drunk and pass out, I will be there with a sharpie to draw a big penis on your forehead.
NightmareXI Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 68 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 62 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2709 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 132 Achievement Points: 14854 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 20, 2022 Birthday: 04/13/1969 Posted April 3, 2010 sounds like real life good one wildthing Awards
ShadowLady Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12884 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted April 3, 2010 Nice Poem.....here I thought I'd get fluffy from you! -Shadow Awards
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