HarryWeezer Posted September 24, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 612 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7657 Content Per Day: 1.76 Reputation: 7236 Achievement Points: 53702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:46 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 24, 2014 A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302." The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room." After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Herblood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and herPhysician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow." The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?" The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit." Scoarch, Wild Fire, Dark Asylumn and 5 others 8 Awards
TBB Posted September 24, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22071 Content Per Day: 3.86 Reputation: 23561 Achievement Points: 157214 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 440 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted September 24, 2014 Good one Harry - is that a self portrait??? Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted September 24, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted September 24, 2014 lol...
HarryWeezer Posted September 24, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 612 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7657 Content Per Day: 1.76 Reputation: 7236 Achievement Points: 53702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 06:46 PM Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Author Posted September 24, 2014 Good one Harry - is that a self portrait??? That's my mistress. We only get one night a month. The other night each month I have to service the Mrs. Wild Fire 1 Awards
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