WiZiD Posted November 7, 2014 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted November 7, 2014 Say you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G), and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, or heart replacement? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. (And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it) ... And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes. Is this a great country or what? /Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week . Mule, JohnnyDos, Blackbart and 2 others 5 Awards
TBB Posted November 8, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted November 8, 2014 Thanks for nothing - you ruined a great scam. Now we will be in prison with the likes of Noears, Llama, Google, Joe C., Pete.................................... WiZiD 1 Awards
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