djMot Posted December 16, 2015 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 16, 2015 A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said,"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for itThe blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!" JohnnyDos, ldoz, bds1961 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NumNutz Posted December 16, 2015 Member ID: 1022 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8504 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 27633 Achievement Points: 81318 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 397 Joined: 01/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 31, 2020 Birthday: 07/19/1962 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I'll drink to that... djMot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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