Blackbart Posted August 17, 2017 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) The Dead Cat A Kindergarten child told his teacher that he had found a dead cat. She asked him how he knew the cat was dead. "Because I pissed in his ear," said the child. "You did WHAT?" cried the teacher. "I leaned over and said PSSST! in his ear and he didn't move." ACQUITTED Noticing a sign on the main street saying " Fortune Teller Upstairs" a woman decided to give it a try. In a darkened room the mystic peered into her crystal ball. She waved her hands over the crystal ball and appeared to be in a trance like state. After a few moments she snapped out of her trance and looked up at the woman and said "There is no easy way for me to tell you this but your husband will die a violent death within the year!" Visibly shaken the woman took in a deep breath. After composing herself the woman looked the Fortune Teller in the eyes and asked "Will I be aquitted?" Edited August 17, 2017 by Blackbart iboomboom, Spartacus, bds1961 and 3 others 6 Awards
Sourtap Posted August 17, 2017 Member ID: 24842 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1441 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 2253 Achievement Points: 14962 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 07/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 09:07 PM Birthday: 09/12/1989 Device: Windows Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) Lol. Didn't laugh myself into a comma. Think I became an exclamation mark though. Edited August 17, 2017 by Jeroen v.2 Blackbart and AyaqGuyaq 2
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