Sikon Posted March 14, 2019 Member ID: 27340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 731 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 624 Achievement Points: 5576 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: iPhone Posted March 14, 2019 A man named Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. BUDMAN, JohnnyDos, Spartacus and 3 others 2 4 Awards
TBB Posted March 14, 2019 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21331 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23027 Achievement Points: 152885 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 416 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 14, 2019 Good one - haven't heard that one before BUDMAN 1 Awards
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