Dogg Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 06:01 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted May 26, 2020 Many years ago Casanova died, and went to God for judgement. God gave him a choice of interviewing the guardians of Heaven and Hell so he could choose between them. First he went to Heaven. Heard the Angels sing and asked if they were available. God said NO, they are all perpetual virgins. So Casanova went to Hell to speak to the Devil and the Devil took him on a tour of Hell. As they walked through hell there were many beautiful women sitting at table with bottles of vintage wine. So Casanova opted to stay in Hell. The gates of Hell closed and Casanova went to the nearest table and picked up a bottled of wine and lifted it to drink from. But no wine spilled and looking at the bottle Casanova said this bottle has a sealed neck. He tried another bottle and it was the same. So he turned to the Devil and said “these bottles are stoppered so I cannot drink the wine”. “Yes.” said the Devil. “Just wait till you try the women!” Merlin007, GHO5T and TBB 3 Awards
TBB Posted May 26, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23076 Achievement Points: 153272 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 04:34 AM Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted May 26, 2020 Good one!! Awards
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