Dogg Posted February 9, 2021 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 03:19 PM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2021 A husband walks into ‘Victoria’s Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price ... the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’ She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’ He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin. TBB, bds1961 and RobMc 3 Awards
TBB Posted February 9, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 298 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22739 Content Per Day: 3.94 Reputation: 24124 Achievement Points: 161266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 460 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 9, 2021 lmao Awards
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