Sikon Posted June 1, 2021 Member ID: 27340 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 731 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 624 Achievement Points: 5576 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/03/18 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 14 Birthday: 07/11/1980 Device: Windows Posted June 1, 2021 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety! The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks! TBB, iboomboom, GHO5T and 1 other 4 Awards
TBB Posted June 2, 2021 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21836 Content Per Day: 3.83 Reputation: 23375 Achievement Points: 155814 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 433 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 2, 2021 Now you tell me!!!! Sikon 1 Awards
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