TBB Posted July 31, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132928 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 39 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2023 An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while. Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit. As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly, someone is having a good time. As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond. He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end. One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“ The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“ The wily old-timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“ TheLastColdBeer, BUDMAN and VHS2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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