Dark Asylumn Posted September 8, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 11:50 AM Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted September 8, 2010 Just a slight “misunderstanding”!!!!Subject: New RabbiAt the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation, that would pay him more.There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave, because he is so popular.Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Newton and Brookline , stands up and proclaims "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van, to transport their children!"The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his children!"More sighs and loud applause.Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"There is total silence.The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Fuck him." Awards
PnBear Posted September 8, 2010 Member ID: 467 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 59 Topic Count: 151 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1721 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 279 Achievement Points: 10631 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/11/1968 Device: Macintosh Posted September 8, 2010 hahaha....... Awards
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