One for the weekend

[RobMc]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.

‘First body: @Biotech from Belgium, 50, died of heart failure while drinking vintage champagne and eating foie gras. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,’ says the coroner.

‘Second body: @BUDMAN from Florida, 65, won $100,000 on the lottery, spent it all on Bud Light. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.’

The inspector asks, ‘What of the third body?’ ‘Ah,’ says the coroner. ‘This is the most unusual one: @TBB from New Jersey, 80, struck by lightning.’ ‘Why is he smiling then?’ enquires the inspector. ‘He thought he was having his photo taken.’

Edited 2 hours ago by RobMc