RobMc Posted October 21 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 389 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6179 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9825 Achievement Points: 67083 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 160 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted October 21 One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The policeman was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of a country and the politicians who run it. TBB, major-mark63, Dot80 and 2 others 3 2
TBB Posted October 21 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 303 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23173 Content Per Day: 3.99 Reputation: 24390 Achievement Points: 163760 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 470 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 21 Unfortunately so TRUE!! RobMc 1 Awards
TBB Posted October 22 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 303 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23173 Content Per Day: 3.99 Reputation: 24390 Achievement Points: 163760 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 470 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted October 22 Hey @RobMc - did you know that politicians have two moveable body parts??? Their mouth and their ass hole - they are interchangeable RobMc 1 Awards
RobMc Posted October 23 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 389 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 6179 Content Per Day: 1.88 Reputation: 9825 Achievement Points: 67083 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 160 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted October 23 Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.' But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the @rse - and they are interchangeable' @TBB TBB 1
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