The worst music ever

[RobMc]

How many Country and Western singers does it take to put in a light bulb?

6, one to put the bulb in and 5 to sing a song about how good the old one was!!

[Biotech]

then what is the 6the one singing about ? 

She shines so brightly,

burns my eyes ,

hold her so tightly

so she cooks my fries

should have stayed away

because for her i'm just prey

for even though she lingers

she still burns my fingers

( copyright Bio  trademark )

 

[RobMc]

3 hours ago, Biotech said:

then what is the 6the one singing about ? 

She shines so brightly,

burns my eyes ,

hold her so tightly

so she cooks my fries

should have stayed away

because for her i'm just prey

for even though she lingers

she still burns my fingers

( copyright Bio  trademark )

 

Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices)

‘One putting in light bulb’
The bulb has gone, Jolene has left
Without the light I am bereft
My dog he died, fell out the truck
This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck

‘Chorus by the remaining five’
He’s out of luck, his heart is broke
To see him now is not a joke
He loved that light bulb all that time
Tossed away when in it’s prime

‘One putting in the light bulb’
Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark
My poor old Hound dog cannot bark
Dolly cries in tears and fits
A rubbish voice but boy what hits

‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’
 

[Biotech]

that is awesome Rob

for that i'll let you flirt with essie for one more week