Especially for TBB

[RobMc]

An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring.
Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring.
So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it.

 

On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account'
Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!
 

[TBB]

11 hours ago, RobMc said:

An 80 year old man walks into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year old very fit tall blonde and asks for a special ring.
Jeweller says 'here's one for £5000 Sir'. Old man says NO I want a very special ring.
So the Jeweller pulls out a large diamond with sapphires & rubys, this ones £65,000 sir. Old man says that's the one. I'll write a cheque & when it clears on Monday we'll come & fetch it.

 

On Monday jeweller phones the old man & says 'Sir there's no money in that account'
Old man say I know, but can you imagine the weekend I've just had !!!!
 

Bloody Limey - you gave away my secret - hope no one else sees it. If my supply of babes shuts down you're toast!!

[RobMc]

On 12/20/2025 at 7:26 PM, TBB said:

Bloody Limey - you gave away my secret - hope no one else sees it. If my supply of babes shuts down you're toast!!

I've seen your 'babes', most of them wear dentures    

[TBB]

9 hours ago, RobMc said:

I've seen your 'babes', most of them wear dentures    

That's the idea - when they take them out they have a smooth surface to use for a .............................. have one of your babes try it - I guarantee you'll like it

[RobMc]

For ONCE I daren't comment      

[TBB]

12 hours ago, RobMc said:

For ONCE I daren't comment      

That's never happened before.