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pwrcrzy52

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Everything posted by pwrcrzy52

  1. Nice catch, nothing like living in the country
  2. Funny Thinking its JD and his wife
  3. I use essential oils and it helps
  4. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!
  5. Good job ,I like it
  6. Can't believe we all made it. The stuff we did.
  7. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Nice i like stories of old car finds
  11. Woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
  12. Very Interesting hmmmmm I Win !!
  13. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!
  14. Happy Birthday Roxy !!!!!!!!!
  15. Happy Birthday Sally
  16. Happy Birthday Sally
  17. Very good job ,i see she spends alot of time training.
  18. Welcome You son of a !!!!!!
  19. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. The Garage Door. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door. He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.
  21. Happy Birthday !!!!!!
  22. Happy Birthday !!!!!!
  23. Lmao
  24. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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