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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S.MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

Well everythings big in TEXAss!

how many of you post whores actually have mangina's vs vagina's? Lol! All ladies step back and let the whores step forward!

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MMMMMMMMMMMmm I love it! This just proves me point! Guns are for pussies! Lol!

I wasnt so luck but I am happy for you! Enjoy him every second you have him! Thank God for miracles!

Happy birthday GOOOOOOOGLE! I use you more than I do myself as much as I search you. Have a great day!

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Welcome to the craziest nut farm in this here universe! One thing you need to know is watch you ass cuz there are those who will slice your nads clean off! Lol! Sleep with your gun under your pillow! Lol! But my saying is Guns are for pussies! Lol!

Hmmmm Imma Colorado country boy and I am feeling left out! Oh well Imma go get rocky mtn high!

I just want to let those of you know where I am with my journey to get SSD. I was denied the fir4st try, but I appealed and on my appeal I wrote a nasty little note stating that the reason I was denied was BS. Obviously it must have hit s raw nerve as they have since had me do a completely new set of examinations both physical and psychological. As it happened the first time I had them all done in the summer when I always do better. This time I am doing it in the winter and I as a rule don't do so good. As was the case now! My physical examination was complete and thorough to the point where the Dr tried with all his might to force my knees to go backward and that hurt like hell. He did that twice and I yelled both times from pain! Then last week I did my psycho analysis and as luck would have it I was not having a good day, so they saw what I deal with regularly. Today I went and had a complete set of x-rays taken of my neck and knees and back. The tech was very thorough and made sure the pix were very clear for the radiologist! Now all I can do is wait and see what happens.God I need your prayers in what ever way you pray or remember someone please do it. My hands are numb just typing this so I cant feel the keys very much at all! I know there are manby more important crisis in the world than me getting SSD, but I would appreciate your support as I have had no electric power for a year now. I am not crying about it just tired of being a hobo ion my own home! Any questions please feel free to ask! Thanks to one and all for your support thro this trying time for me!

HXTR you are a legend in your own mind! You must be ooooooozing with nasty filthy jism by now! Grats on figuring how SOB, and Chile done did it! Lol! LOVE MY POST WHORE BUDDY! Lol!

I am speechless! What can anyone say at a time like this? I too am praying for all involved as this is a serious situation! The worst is the loss of life! That cannot be repaired regardless! My heart is bleeding for the family! Many condolences to all of you!

Hey bob those things might fit better if you shaved your feet! lol

Well Heelz I have fb! Lol! I challenge you to show them heelz! As for the imagination, thats the biggest nation in the world! I am the President of it! Lol! Now do you want me to tell what me mind is seeing? Lol! RD you leave hxtr alone he has free rein here as long as its wit Bob

Am happy for you BW you are a great person and will be a GREAT mom!

I don't work nor am I in prison but I feel like I am everyday! I relate all to well to this! It is funny even tho I feel like I do!

Heelz why don't you take a pix and let us see those sexy heels with those hot calves?