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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra All pitchers are liars or crybabies. Yogi Berra Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. Yogi Berra Even Napoleon had his Watergate. Yogi Berra Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Yogi Berra He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. Yogi Berra I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. Yogi Berra I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? Yogi Berra I never said most of the things I said. Yogi Berra I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. Yogi Berra I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. Yogi Berra I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. Yogi Berra If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. Yogi Berra If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. Yogi Berra If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. Yogi Berra