3rdCdnInfty

I want to know the make of the bike, damn strong bike there

it is scary thing, my dad had a heart attack last month and that really scraed me, my dad to me was touch as hell, so yeah I am sorry to hear that about your friend

MTNMAN - Be Careful What U Order From Ebay...... Spent $50.00 Bucks for a Penis Inlarger. They sent me a friggin' Magnifying Glass..... Instructions said, " Don't Use in Sunlight " lmfao hahahaha, well did it work?, do you feel bigger

1Deerhunter Everyone in COD 5 FT. Maybe I should quit drinking so I can hit the people I aim at before they get me. LOL lmao deerhunter

Hey, your a great guy and always defrosting people and yeah you have killed me plenty haha, Frezze tag is a great place to play and the people on there really make it eh

Oh Shamu, the flyers should change there name to that and Hxtr, that is the name already taken by Vancouver and it is not racist

If you had the final say in what Winnipeg's team should be called, what would it be and why?

lol, yeah, Quebec City will get one, hell they have thge balls enough to start building a new arena with no real team in sight lol

TheAflacDuck Confetti falling around him - arms (wings???) raised in triumph - the duck makes post #20. Thanks guys. Rob / The Duck lol, congrats and look I just hit 300 with this, yay

come on one more post man, you can do it!

Labob Any news if Toronto going to get a team yet - to be honest with you, not for a while, Quebec City is already building a state of the art arena and I think they want the Coyotes but it would be cool for another team in Toronto, whe nthey face each other, the city will be divided kind of like the NNY and NYM, Whites sox and Cubs, it would be cool to see.

ooh, green good colour- whats your favourite number hehe

It's official, goodbye Atlanta, you were great but Winnipeg well it‘s Winnipeg, Fuck yeah!!!!

WolfTiS LMAO 3rdCd. That was funny.... hahahah, couldnt help myself, it was too good of a setup.

ohh, what kind of bars are you hanging around in haha

Hawkeye56 LOL Where Do you come up with this (shit) You don't know, hell he and his wife made up the damn game haha, that anit no joke it reall happen haha

lol, good video

hxtr your fucking credit card was denied again.. what do you expect! A medal for lack of payment.. you SOB haha

lmao haha, thats a good Deerhunter

Welcome to the forums and we all hope you enjoy your stay. 3rd

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!! The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes. The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of 10 billion dollars. The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of ten such mansions. Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for. "No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."

It seems that a young couple had just got married and spent their first wedding night with the young man's parents. In the morning, his mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut flowers from her garden and gourmet food. She went to the bottom the stairs and called everyone to come down to breakfast. Everyone came down, except the newly-weds. After a long wait, the family ate without them. The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?" The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..." "Oh, shut up. I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old. At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again called the young couple to eat. Five minutes went by and she called again. After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat. As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat? Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately shut him up. At dinner the same thing happened. After the meal, mother once again questioned why they had not come down to eat all day. The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..." "Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily. "I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!" "Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

SCooBY Rofl I remember as a kid growing up , we would often fly east to visit our family back east (we lived in Los angeles , most of my parents family lived back on the east coast ) quite a few times us kids would spend the summer break with relatives on the east coast while our parents went back home to work ---I remember some good times watching philly games --the bathroom was always crowded and ripe for wetting toilet paper and throwing it over the stall at some hapless person that decided to take a dump in one of the stalls --the reaction would send us running and laughing knowing pursuit was not much of a threat ---(ever tryed to run while you are laughing , its really hard lol ) another personal favorite was knocking beer cups over from the upper level onto fans down below ... My apologies to any that might have been effected --I was just a kid , being a kid lol Rofl You littel shit that was you! hahaha, that is some funny shit there

lmao haha