3rdCdnInfty

An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the dove out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the owl out of the nest. Then the eagle spotted a duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest, being fed up with the others, the eagle decided to just have sex with the duck and not give the duck a chance to speak, so when the eagle had finsihed, the duck turned over and said, "I'm Drake and I think you've made a mistake!"

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity. They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed. Later, after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks, ''So, how was I?'' She says, ''Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf.''

ohh chile, you were supposed to tell me when you were doing that, I need a tan and I had my speedo already too

oohh what a gun!, very nice

Welcome to our great clan, I hope you enjoy your stay and remember to tip your servers haha

wow, that is a great video

Labob - " Good idea though way better then he's right in front of me in the green bush or he's in the building to my left LOL love that one. Best to learn or teach the compass points. Oh forgot he's hiding behind the tree" lol I know eh

that is a cool idea and it would help new people to the maps and the old, cool idea

I would have to say Damit, because if you get one of the few times to kill him it feels great cause he is such a fuckin great player and plus when he kills you, he uses gas on us haha, so yeah Damit is alway fun to kill because it is rare to kill him more then a few times a game, I am on the look out for you Damit, see you out there

Welcome to the Family, were a bunch of Idiots and now your one haha, congrats man

LtLaszlo Hehehe...I like a welcoming beaver!! lol haha

hahaham got to love the Irish and the way in which they speak there mind

SkunK|NL he likes men i think also gonna have to second that haha

haha lol

hahaha, "The landowner says it was meant to scare off children" it did it jobs to damn well lol

hxtr OK this is original... how about canadian bacon lmfao, can you just see there logo, a piece of Canadian bacon on a plate or frying pan hahahaha

awesome to hear, congrats on that

That is horse shit right there, more fuckin money to the big companies, come on, let us play and have fun, you make enough money just from selling the game alone, don't be to greedy now, fuck that sucks, well I am good with Cod 5 .

I will give it try

NickTheGrip How about the Winnipeg "Call us what you want because we will be gone in a couple of years back to the USA because not enough people will go to the games to keep Bettman Happy" LOL , not THINKING positive! man haha, but yeah, if they lose this team agian, they should never get anoter one, Winnipeg not Canada lol

how about the Winnipeg Pooh Bears lmfao hahaha

Omg great rotation and bringing back the classics is great

I would love to visit France one day, it looks great

nice