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haha lmfao haha well shit that would be one hell of a rid haha, fuck I would need to smoke so much weed which is not a problem for me and drink a whole lot before I ride them hahaha

lmao all good picks people

haha, umm that would be me

lmao haha, yes a little cushion for the pushin

lmfao chile haha nice pic haha

I want to take poll of what types of girls do the XI members prefer, Big girls or Skinny girls, make your choice and explain and for our XI sisters who would you prefer to be with a Big guy or a skinny guy I will go first, I prefer medim big girls reason is: 1/2 of the girl on campus are bigger and I find that with big girls they do some crazy ass stuff compared to skinny girls , so I ask make your choices known

lol haha

A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die," The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin." The bus driver says, "I'm not married" The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass". Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business. When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married." The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!"

god damn what a throw, fucking amazing

hahaha lmfao so true about the winters here lol

damn that sounds so good

Santa was pissed, it was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs Claus had burned all the damn cookies agian, dumb bitch. The elves were complaining about getting paid shit for making toys, fucking elves. The reindeer were all high and jamming out to some tunes all afternoon and to make things worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious, I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours- all of my reindeer are high as fuck, the elves are being bitches and I don't even have a fucking Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, that little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" Santa smiled at the little angle and thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass........

that is so mellow

Shamu no no no haha andTeleckthank you for your video haha that is pole dancing

ah chile lol is that why when I am frozen you try to dance like that with me or you chase me around and try to get me to fall for you lol but the knife doesn't help hahaha lmfao

I agree, black ops is a let down to me, it is mostly just running around and shooting with almost no team work and yeah being disconnect has been a problem for me and so many more people, I think they rushed this game and honestly if they are making another one COD, the makers need to take there time and really work on what gamers want and to make sure that atleast most people are happy with the game, I wished I would have waited to buy this game, DAMN my self control haha

wow very nice work

That is one of the big reasons why I wanted to become an >XI< member, with rules in place like the code of conduct and admins that makes sure that they are enforced so that everyone on our severs can have fun and be respected at the same time

lol thats a good one, smart parents haha

Lmao haha

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sits in his office and watches them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache."

lol

haha yeah rechargables would have been a better choice

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina. So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation." "I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "