MordBlack

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?" The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?" "Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back." The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man. "Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says. The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car." The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"

I love how in horror movies the person will ask " Is anyone there?" Like the killer would say " Oh yeah I am in the kitchen, would you like a sandwich?"

I miss my 71 Ford F-100 3 speed with a Hurst Shifter on the floor and a 351 Windsor engine. It was also a short bed truck. it needed a paint job and some body cancer repair between the bed and cab.

Sorry got came late to this name game

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

I don't mind weed helping people with medical conditions or to enjoy it, just don't do it out in public or come into a store smelling like you hotboxed your smart car. Only reason I say this is if they legalize it everywhere Lovyan and I will have to walk around in gas masks, cause we are allergic to the smell of it. It gives us a instant headache and nausea. When I worked at Autozone everyone knew I was allergic to it and if someone came in smelling of it I would have to have someone else help that customer. So point being is I am not against it just deodorize and don't smoke it where I can smell it and yes we will be at the XI fest. BTW CBD oil helps with pain and other stuff without the trip and the smell, yes I understand that is part of Weed and the enjoyment so is alcohol and Freeze tag.

Prayer's for you and your family and strength to get through this hard time in your family's life.

Happy Birthday AussieGirl !!!

Do you have a Steam Version of the game?

Prayers for you and speedy recovery.

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

MordBlack

I don't know what everyone else heard, I heard @Angus loud and Clear.

The Truth

Awe that was so sweet thank you for that Queeny I love That song.

Happy Birthday OvErKi11

Happy Birthday Chomama.

Good Luck and Speedy Recovery, I just had Labrium Shoulder Repair with a Biciep tendinosis done three weeks ago. Just listen to your doctor and don't do what I did and rupter or tore the tendon a week out of surgery.