Streetcleaner

look Dude if you keep smokin' that fat back bacon you're sure to get the attention of Shaq ...and there you go.....proof that Shaq was in your backyard.Question:did you come up a little short on your bacon?.... Dammit Shaq !!

you should really leave it on all the time unless you have to reboot....so just leave it on....... look,I do and mines a dinosaur and it's still going...

Gordon Ramsey ...quote " just keep it fucking simple !!" just messin' with ya @Timmah! (like in Southpark) but Timmah not Timmy.....yeah ?

This started as a joke ....but I do love making smoothies but the name just doesn't fit me....or my way of making them so from now on they will be referred to as Streetcoolers ...ah ha !! yup anyway....coolers are a great way for breakfast so.....introducing my basic recipe for a breakfast ....Streetcooler. Berries and cream this will make 2 medium coolers one for you and someone you care about because these are special.... or one big one and a small one for ....well....whoever.. first in the blender pour in whole milk or 2% (organic if you can)...just cover the blades then add 8 oz. lowfat/low sugar vanilla yogurt. now depending on what fruit you want but for berries and cream I use (always use frozen fruit) 6 whole strawberries half a cup of red raspberries half a cup of blackberries half a cup of concord grape juice (optional) or 1 third a cup of land o lakes fat free half and half. one and half tsp.coconut sugar. other variations: peaches and cream just use peaches 1 and a half cups...and add a little vanilla extract...just a little blueberries and cream .....same measurement as peaches or straight strawberries ..... blend away !!

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How many fucking different kind of fucking beans do you fucking need? Holy Shit !! just fucking stop already !!

a pump for indoor action against a intruder?...naw....go with a a gas powered semi auto 20 gauge ...take the plug out and get 5 shots as fast as you can pull the trigger....you should hit him at least once if you don't shoot much. just keep it level....and use magnum slugs ...haha... just kidding .0000 have fun.....at the range

remember ...2 wrongs don't make a right but sometimes 3 lefts do.....

It's better to use frozen fruit, so you don't water it down or have to use ice. if it has bananas ,mango's pineapples..light tropical fruits etc....in it .I cut it with orange juice and use plain yogurt.dark berries either apple juice and yogurt or sometimes ....purple or dark grape juice. I try to go organic when I can but it can be expensive.Great for breakfast or whenever . now go and smoothie !!

I'm the $moothie King !! what's your questions?...