"After 6 days without a change of address with MTO: $230"
Damn only six days? Shit it might take me 3 days to get to my new destination.
" Crossing 2 solid yellow lines: $500"
I would claim I was color blind. They looked like white lines to me officer Aee?
" Driving too slow: $399 "
I never been accused of that. I should get a bonus for thew way I drive then.
"Driving without insurance cause an accident: $5000 and licence suspended for 5 years"
Here in Texas you go strait to jail. Too many uninsured illegals (whoops can I say that).
"Fail to turn on head lights (30 minutes) before dark: $200"
Cool as long you can get your fix for 30 driving in the dark.
" Holding and/or using cell phone while driving (1st time): $1000 and licence suspended for 3 days"
Sorry Boss... you shouldn't of called me on the way to work because I was late. Now I can't drive for 3 days. See you Monday.
Edit.. crap I wasn't done....
" Not carrying drivers licence: $250"
I can't say it but it starts with ill then ends with egals. Anther go strait to jail here.
"Passing school bus when lights are flashing: $885 "
I think here they just shoot you.. no sure.
" Run a red light: $900"
What if the light is pink. Some are not very red.
Reminds me of a joke.
This guy got a lift from a coworker.. as they go the guy speeds through a red light. The passenger says, "what did you do that for? Drive says, "Oh my brother does it all the time." They come to a another red light and zoom he runs the light again. The passenger said says, "you ran the light again". Driver says, don't worry my brother does it all the time. They continue on and all the sudden the driver slams his breaks and stops at a green light. The passenger ask, "why did you stop, the light it green"? Drive says, "oh yea.. my brother might be coming."
" Speeding (from 1 - 15km over): $250
Speeding (from 16 - 26 over): $450 "
Well there goes my bonus.