Noears711XI

Good Job Ferret now you and Dean need a knife off tournament may the knifer win LOL

Happy Birthday my brother may you have many more

Hey AK47rebel you blew it now buddy never get a Gorilla mad didn't your parents teach you anything. Maybe you should have used Dead Silence LMAO. No coming back now son, see ya do not let the door knob hit where the dog should have bit you. I hope you enjoy gaming somewhere else.

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building You're always looking out for cool free things to do in the Village Voice When you're standing in a packed subway car with 200 hundred other people and everyone manages to avoid looking at each other $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian. You get pissed at people who say they're from NY and they tell you they're from upstate You can pick out the tourists when they turn their heads to the "ladies and gentlemen this is an important announcement from the MTA" message You know what a bodega is. You're on the train and you see two kids walk in and one says "EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..." When you're in the background of a tourists' photo. You use the rats in the subway tracks to tell you when the train's approaching the station When you say "mad" and "son" You don't buy newspapers in the morning, because you know somebody will leave theirs on the train Your door has more than three locks. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression. You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available. You don't buy a copy of the Sunday Times without checking if it has all the sections. You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels. You hate it when your out of town and you ask people where they're from and they say the city, so you say what part? and they say one the following: New Jersey, Long Island or Westchester. That's not the city! You know that Staten Island, although a borough of New York City, isn't really part of the city at all There are 3 bodegas in a 1 block radius. When you are surprised that other places actually have school sports and cheerleaders You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve. You wonder what the fuck "pop" is You hate it when people that sit opposite you on the train stare at you. You can ignore homeless people without feeling too bad You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas. The only reason you don't like HS is because NY is the only state with the Regent There's a Kennedy's Fried Chicken close to where you live Your local news is national news. More than half of the people you know have names that take 3+ tries to pronounce correctly There is no North and South ... it's uptown or downtown When you see at least one person you know no matter where u are or when You hate it when ppl who live upstate call themselves "new yorkers?' When you see those big red tourist buses and want to throw shit at them... You can walk through "The City" for hours and not get tired but once your out of NYC and walk for 10 minutes you feel exhausted. You don't own a "I LOVE NEW YORK" shirt You're so tired of hearing "If you see something say something", or the Spanish version: Si ves algo, di algo, in either the subway or LIRR You watch movies and TV shows "filmed" in NYC and say "wtf..that shit does NOT exist anywhere in the city You have trained yourself to hold your breath upon entering a subway elevator You move up one block to steal the cab from the person waiting for it below you When you've held the trains doors open so you and 50 of your friends can get in. You refuse to eat pizza anywhere other than NYC because the pizza everywhere else is just horrible in comparison You can tell a bum from a crackhead-bum and you disperse your money accordingly You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats. Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet When you refuse to pay for a newspaper ever since the am and metro came out People from other states can't tell a polar bear from a peanut, but they know you're from NY the second you open your mouth. Rather than waiting safely on the sidewalk to cross the street, you wait inches away from speeding traffic waiting to cut through it. You never take the first newspaper in the stack at a news stand. You consider Westchester "upstate" You walk a mile in 13 minutes and think that everything should be open 24/7. Yellow light means speed up. Red light means speed up because you know have that 1 second pause until the other light turns green. Communicating with people on the road only takes one finger. You order your dinner and have it delivered from the place across the street. Rats are your new subway friends. You know exactly which subway car & door is closest to the stairs at the stop ur getting off You have jaywalked in front of a cop. More than once. And they didn't care. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple" You can't find an umbrella anywhere when its nice out but the second it rains 5 people are fighting to sell them on the same block You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid You get lost whenever you drive in long island b/c you're used to all the street being numbered

Have a Great day my brother enjoy

Thanks for the info on the Hats

That shit was to funny

My Prayers go out to you and your family for your nephew's safe return may the Lord always hold him close.

Hi Sassy Welcome to the forums. It's always nice seeing you in the COD2 severs you are a good sport and fun to kill, you are going to have a blast playing COD4. Hope to see in the ACE MOD sever.

Jack Daniel hands down none better

Jerm it was nice killing you in ACE Mod today hope to see you around soon. Shot a PM to the Boss about your tags it's more fun killing you with them on. Glad to see you back.

I vote no lets get rid of the anti-camping mod we do not need it.

LMAO

I vote that we lose the Camping MOD and I play Ace MOD. It's not fair to some players it's ACE mods Guys it's anything goes I am 54yrs old and I like running and gunning but there are times, when I will find a spot and take out a couple of players. Let's leave well enough alone.

LOL that shit was fucking Funny

LMAO will someone please give her a pussy to hug and hold and make it all her own LOL

Thank GOD you found him safe and OK. The CPS thing will work out in the end do not worry much about it just be thankful your son is OK.

LMAO

LMAO that is funny

Wow that was awesome video

Congrats man hope to kill you soon.

Come on guys lets leave well enough alone ACE MOD is a great game just enjoy it

It was just a matter of time before this happened take Blizzard they have been charging to play World of Gay Craft since it came out and all these roll playing Morons just keep paying. Activision/EA wanted to the the same with COD MWF2 but the game bombed to many glitches and not enough support. They have been trying to figure out a way to make FPS players pay I guess by selling map packs would be the only way to us pay.

In COD 4 it's BigRedTwit and you Dean in COD 2 it use to be WarDragon but he is hardly on anymore now it's PimpnPete and Hoth

XI Chippendale LMAO